November 22nd, 2003
...may as well damn mine, too, while you're at it.
Ok. "I damn them!"
"Damn your eyes!"
Ok....so now I'm curious. Of course, you aren't going to tell me - even if you were going to tell everyone else - you probably wouldn't tell me as revenge for the candy thing.....
Just a few simple rules that I've picked up over time...
- Do not get involved with a married woman.
- Do not get involved with a friend's girlfriend.
- Do not get involved with a friend's serious crush.
- Do not get involved with a friend's ex-girlfriend, unless at least half of the length of time that they were involved has passed.
On occasion, I'll find myself wanting to break one of these, and I have to remind myself that they're in place for my protection and the protection of those around me....
too complicated rules for my teeny brain.
I think the easiest way of following all these rules is to become a reclusive monk and watch TV all day.
Duh! That solution works for a whole bunch of problems.