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July 21st, 2003

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2003.0721.1151::Horoscopes are stupid
My Yahoo Horoscope:
Your sensual side is likely to show itself today, dear Sagittarius, and you might find yourself viewing young folks in tight jeans more appreciatively than you usually do.

More??! If I view young folks in tight jeans any more appreciatively than I usually do, they'd likely arrest me.

Racy novels and movies may also suddenly seem appealing.

Suddenly... Pfft.

Romantic encounters are intense and passionate - so make sure you allow plenty of time for them!

I'm not holding my breath...

Enjoy yourself!

This is about the only accurate statement in the whole thing...

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