Oh, I think that's worse than cereal in your lap. You win.

I normally do when it comes to klutzy, idiot moves. I am SO made of (non) win. ;P

See these are two situations in which Bacon would win. Bacon falls....you dust it off...and its still tastes great.

Bacon...is there anything it can't do?

Can bacon find me a new job?

I'm sure it could. Show up for an interview and offer the interviewer some bacon. You'll be a shoo-in.