FUCK COMCAST - that yellow bastard

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July 6th, 2006

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2006.0706.1029::FUCK COMCAST
Dear Comcast:

Fuck you.

Fuck you and your crappy, our-tech-fell-asleep-while-waiting-for-us-so-we-fired-him customer service.

Fuck you in your stupid, cable-company-acquiring, exclusive-right-to-serve-video-in-my-condo-complex asshole.

Fuck your let's-wait-to-give-appropriate-info-to-everyone-until-it's-too-late-to-get-satellite-without-an-interruption-of-service, donkey-ball-sucking ass.

Go fuck a goat.

-That Yellow Bastard

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truexena::2006.07.06.02:46 pm
[User Picture]come on, tell us how you REALLY feel. ;o)
fiyero2005::2006.07.06.03:11 pm
Dear Yellow,

We take your complaints seriously and will respond in a timely fashion (5-7 business years). We're glad you enjoy our service, and are looking forward to serving you more (plus, you have a comfy couch). Just so you know, we are decreasing our rates by 55%! (Your new monthly payments will cost only $300!) If you have any questions, feel free to contact us at the number we gave you when you first signed up that you jotted down on that napkin you threw away after ordering pizza on the Thursday.

-anon-::2006.07.06.11:17 pm
Nice use of English. Those who paid for your "education" should be proud.Pete McDonald, grad. of '56 & '59
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