An assortment of quotes - that yellow bastard

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April 4th, 2006

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2006.0404.1034::An assortment of quotes
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Following a discussion of this quote:
MR: So who's this Krissy girl you talked about stalking when you go get your mail?
Me: Oh, Kristen? I don't think she lives there anymore. Or her work schedule has completely changed.
MR: ...
MR: I don't think I want to see you anymore.

On outdated technology:
Co-worker: Hmm... What's that?
Me (with a folder full of CDs): Heh. CDs.
Co-worker: Hmm.. How quaint...

Regarding a very drunk public figure's request for the people taking pictures of him not to "fuck with [him] on the internet":
thepeopleseason: dude, that rules.
thepeopleseason: that he knows enough to say "Don't fuck with me on the internet"
batnandu: dude
batnandu: it's the 21st century
batnandu: we should have flying cars
batnandu: and shimmering metallic robes
batnandu: but we don't
batnandu: we do have a global network though
batnandu: which people use for liberal application of public humiliation
thepeopleseason: I think I may have to quote you on the liberal application of public humiliation.
batnandu: just don't use it to fuck with me on the internet

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