January 23rd, 2006
From Less Than Jake's cover of The Proclaimers' "500 Miles":
And if I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man that gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, whatever the fuck that means
I'm gonna be the man who havers next you
During The L Word
get-together at tankfreak
's place last night, somehow my mention of a large number of AD&D 2nd Ed Player's Handbook
s on Ziggy's bookshelf got me roped into being the DM for a bunch of characters that everyone rolled up last night. Having never DMed before, this makes me slightly apprehensive, but whatever.
Of course, almost every player is a lesbian
. I need to start hanging out with people where my dating potential is > 0.
I must say James we both are just batting 1000. Even my established boys that make me feel better, will buy me dinner, etc. don't really take my calls anymore.
haver: Scottish slang for want or crave.
As for the relationship bit, accept your hawtness, young padawan. Once you become one with the knowledge of your own Hawt, women will flock to you like things that flock.
I'm Scottish by birth as well as heritage and when we talked about "havering" we meant someone going on and on about something/nothing. Interesting to see the last comment. I didn't know that.
Heh -- I freely admit that I am probably completely wrong, given this; I got the info from a sketchy "what the hell these words mean" list in the back of a book, so I'll offer a grain (or a whole shaker) of salt. :)