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April 5th, 2005

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2005.0405.1542::Are you reading Fametracker?
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Let's say you're putting together a crack gang of international terrorists to, say, hijack an office tower or track down and execute a rogue super soldier. You'll need an icy, silent, well-built Aryan type, preferably Austrian or German, and preferably wearing a turtleneck. You'll need a geek to circumvent alarm systems know, hack into things; he may or may not be black, but he must wear glasses and should have an affinity for argyle cardigans. If the geek is white, then you'll also want to hire a huge African man who wears bandoliers and favors little knit caps and is always chewing on something. And, of course, you'll need an Asian guy, preferably one with a bit of Far East mystique, as symbolized by his long Fu Manchu-style moustache. In other words, you'll need Al Leong.
-- From Fametracker's Hey! It's That Guy! profile of Al Leong
Check out Other highlights include 2 Stars, 1 Slot where the Fametracker folks pit one star against another--for example, Penelope Ann Miller vs. Mary-Louise Parker (guess which one wins) and for the fannish among us, Tom Welling vs. Ian Somerhalder.

ETA: According to his Hey! It's That Guy! Profile, J.K. Simmons, in addition to playing Vern Schillinger on Oz and J. Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man movies, also has another widely-seen role:
J.K. Simmons is also the voice of the yellow M&M on the animated candy commercials. Knowing this makes it easier to play a fun game while watching M&M commercials. The next time you see one of these commercials, imagine the yellow M&M telling the red M&M to "suck my dick, you sniveling bitch." Okay, it's not really a "game." But it is fun.
In other news, I'd really appreciate it if someone could call me at around 7:00 PM tonight and ask, "Are you still playing Ratchet and Clank?" If I answer yes, then please berate me and tell me to clean the house, wash the dishes, do the laundry, and catch up on the TiVo.

Your support is sincerely appreciated.

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