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May 26th, 2004

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2004.0526.1727::Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
I haven't been on Fark.com a lot lately, but I really have to hand it to the submitters--they come up with some really great headlines:
  • Science proves that full moons do not cause epileptic seizures. Actually caused by imbalance of bodily humors, brought on by toad or small dwarf living in stomach
  • Seven deadly sins packaged as ice creams. Specially-marked packages may include Gwyneth Paltrow's head
  • Justin Timberlake to host Celine Dion special on CBS. Producers hope that their combined suckiness will create giant "suck magnet" that will rid the world of all sucking forever
  • Researchers discover Stonehenge is a massive hoo-ha
  • Somewhere, in a galaxy, far far away. The universe is giving us the middle finger.

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