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recent posts
+ Yet another FB meme
+ You know what rules?
+ You know what rules?
+ Three Awesomes and a Suck
+ From Toni on FB
+ Nostalgia ruination
+ The latest Facebook plague
+ First! (The breakup)
+ Spoiler-free Watchmen Review (and a meme)
+ FML
+ You know what rules?
+ Karma's Lever
+ For those of you who don't read my identi.ca/twitter
+ Stupid webcomics
+ Things I should be doing
+ Revenge
+ The Lonely Whale
+ The Secret Tipping Outlier Point
+ Oh, for the days
+ In which prevailing literature confirms [info]batnandu's diagnosis
+ Advice
+ Holy crap
+ Things missing from my car
+ You know what rules?
+ Happiness is a warm...
+ In need...
+ Dear Web Developers:
+ A catalogue of things that have broken recently
+ A more efficient way of being stupid
+ Dear Web Designers/Bloggers
+ Why the Associated Press sucks
+ I'm so disappointed in Cameron.
+ To all the girls I've loved before
+ Dear Yahoo Mail:
+ It bears repeating
+ Dear Comcast Digital Cable:
+ More Edited Movie Crap
+ I am not a father
+ Glass
+ Make it stop
+ Yet another reason Sartre was right
+ The government wants you to quit it with the fornication
+ Ok, New Rule ($1 to Bill Maher)
+ One more reason to hate American Idol
+ To all the weathly industrialists out there...
+ The worst thing...
+ Utter idiocy
+ It's 4:37 and Microsoft still sucks
+ All this soda must be affecting my mind
+ Morality

October 15th, 2009


2009.1015.0028::Yet another FB meme
Can you fill this out without lying? You've been tagged, so now you need to answer all the questions HONESTLY. At the end, choose at least 8 people to be tagged. Don't forget to tag me!

To do this, copy this entire message, create a new note, paste these instructions in the body of the note, delete my answers, and type yours. Easy peasy!

Next, tag 8 people (in the right hand corner of the app). Click publish (at the bottom). Have fun! :)

What was the last thing you put in your mouth... )

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August 20th, 2009


2009.0820.2002::You know what rules?
When, as you're waiting for the elevator, you decide to munch on one of the fries that you got with your burger, but you lose control of the bag and the fries all spill out of the bag onto the floor, leaving nothing save a single fry in the fry bag and forcing you to clean up the hot greasy fries with your bare hand.

Oh, no, wait. That sucks.

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August 12th, 2009


2009.0812.1002::You know what rules?
When, as you're checking your work voicemail the message indicates that you need to delete some messages, so you go to the beginning to hear the love messages that your ex left for you years ago.

Oh, no, wait. That sucks.

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April 18th, 2009


2009.0418.2314::Three Awesomes and a Suck
  1. The E3 Trailer for Prince of Persia that I downloaded a while ago on my Xbox 360.
  2. The haunting music from the trailer: Saeglopur by Sigur Ros.
  3. The Android app Shazam (originally developed for the iPhone) which told me what the music was without the need for me to do various permutations of the search: "Prince of Persia trailer music."
  4. My Playstation 1 memory card has somehow lost my save game data for my not-even-through-with-disc-1, but-spent-over-a-week-of-playtime game of Final Fantasy VII.


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April 14th, 2009


2009.0414.1656::From Toni on FB
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?! 'Have you ever kissed someone? Missed someone? Told someone you loved them? Drank alcohol?' 49 questions for the people who are a little older...

What bill do you hate paying the most? )

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April 8th, 2009


2009.0408.1626::Nostalgia ruination
[info]batnandu: uh. wtf? http://www.hampsterdance.com/
batnandu: it's like they ruined my childhood
batnandu: except i was in grad school

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March 20th, 2009


2009.0320.1023::The latest Facebook plague
This has nothing to do with the new Facebook layout.

Back in 2002, I started this Livejournal, because, as [info]batnandu suggests, I'm something of an emotional exhibitionist. Drawing compelling content from the dross of my daily life, however, is a Herculean task--were I more dedicated to poetry, short fictions, photos, or videos, I suppose I could have some gems to offer every day. As it stands, I'm that post-modern, neo-geek, sarcastic, hipster-douchebag that only ever drops the occasional grain of wit (I'm guessing this is why Twitter might be so popular) amidst a sea of memes and self-absorbed whining.

So if you go back and look at the succession of posts following that November, 2002 debut (no, really, don't waste your time), you'll find a series of memes and quiz results offered from sites like quizdiva.com, quizilla.com, or okcupid.com. With such a frequency that one of the people who (for some yet-to-be-determined reason) follows this LJ said, "please stop taking quizes, for the love of god."

And yes, I did eventually tire of seeing the insipid things populating my friends page--I even wrote a filter for my friends page to automatically cut them.

So it's with a supreme sense of resignation that I see the latest items scrolling onto my Facebook homepage:
  • "What painting are you?"
  • "Which Great Philosopher are you?"
  • "Where should you be living?"
These are the same kinds of things I stopped posting a long while ago, and it seems that Facebook is just recycling the whole Online Junior High Slambook concept again.

But here's where it's even worse--each application that Facebook approves for its users need approval from each individual user before they allow it to post on that user's page. The quiz application developers, in their idiocy, instead of creating a single quiz framework application to access the user's information, set their quizzes up so that each individual quiz has to ask for access to the user's details. So every Facebook user wanting to take the both the "Where should you be living" quiz and the "Which 80s band are you?" quiz has to approve access for both quizzes individually, when the access required for both is essentially, "Can this application post its crap onto your news feed?"

And all for those unspecific, non-committal gestures at your personality.

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March 19th, 2009


2009.0319.1445::First! (The breakup)

On February 13, 1998, I drove up to Gainesville, Florida from Miami after work in preparation for a weekend visit to my long-distance girlfriend as well as a consultation with my graduate advisor. I had planned a nice evening out with my girlfriend for the next day, following a stop-off at a friend's birthday party. I had high hopes that we'd have a nice intimate weekend with one another.

As we waited for the meal to arrive, we talked about the various things that were happening with our lives--the details that don't come readily when exchanging email or instant messages. I talked briefly of my job, and the boring minutiae of my days in Miami. She told me a short story about one of her classmates, who had asked about our relationship. She recounted the details of that conversation, how her classmate had asked if we were still together. I asked for more detail on her answer.

"Well, I told her that we're not."

I would glance at my watch then, and see the clock hands near vertical, the longer one just slightly past the shorter one. I've convinced myself that I'm the first person in the Eastern timezone to be dumped on that Valentine's Day, some eleven years ago.

If only because it makes for a more interesting story.



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March 6th, 2009


2009.0306.1547::Spoiler-free Watchmen Review (and a meme)
Watchmen succeeds in capturing the main plotline of the comic, and there are some lovely sequences where Snyder emulates the slow-paced pull-out that Moore and Gibbons created when introducing a new issue. You can tell that Snyder used the comic as storyboards, using the art to set up angles and shots. There's a bit of over-exposition in a couple of places, where the script has characters Legolas the plot points. The guy playing Ozymandias is at times so soft-spoken and wooden, it robs his particular scenes of power--Ozymandias is supposed to be cool and emotionless for the majority of the plot, but there are a couple of scenes in the books where he emotes more, and I didn't really see any of that in the movie. I would have preferred an older, more mature actor in the role.

Pacing was odd--for a three-hour movie, it flowed pretty well, but emulating the comic in plot and focus gave the movie a certain meandering quality, pointing the audience in different directions as to who to empathize with or pay attention to. Not a problem during a 12-issue comic series, but an issue for a largely single-threaded movie. Part of me thinks this would have worked a great deal better as a television mini-series.

There were some changes to the ending that I would have preferred unchanged. I'm not talking about THE BIG THING, but the epilogue. I think the changes undermine some of the themes of Watchmen, but for the most part, I thought the movie a very, very good adaptation of the comic.

Incidentally, for those of you who haven't read the comic, both the movie and the source are very, very dark and violent. You have been warned.

As I've twittered way too many times, "3 out of 4 'HURM's."

And now, a tagged meme... )

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February 28th, 2009


Today, the automated process that I set up for reminders sent me a message about the upcoming birthday of the piece-of-shit former friend who started dating the woman that I wanted to marry six months after she broke up with me. FML

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February 23rd, 2009


2009.0223.1516::You know what rules?
When you're plugging your phone into your computer, you draw your hand across your keyboard, and the edge of a piece of paper there slices open your cuticle.

Oh, no, wait. That sucks.

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February 10th, 2009


2009.0210.0958::Karma's Lever
I think I have a superpower.
It's one I think I can't control.
The power works subconsciously
And scares me to my bitter soul.

I got the news as I drove home
Eight years ago (this very day),
A man had died, a man I knew--
The man who stole my love away.

His fearful widow, full of tears,
the greatest love of my short life.
I cut her heart and cut her child.
My guilty will was the knife.

Am I the fulcrum upon which pivots,
Karma's lever, scythe, and hammer?
Does my mind speak in secret words,
The syllables of Death's own grammar?

I couldn't find my love today,
She gave her heart to another.
I thought the man was my friend.
Betrayed and failed by my brother.

I think I have a superpower.
It's one I think I can't control.
But days like this, I can't help wish,
I'd flex my mind and take my toll.


Dear Romie: I'm sorry.

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January 30th, 2009


2009.0130.1110::For those of you who don't read my identi.ca/twitter
If you have a MicroSD card, and you volunteer its use to someone who wants to get a file off of a Samsung Helio phone, be aware that you might lose the 1.5 Gigabytes of MP3s, photos, and customized ringtones that you've built up when in an unknown series of steps, the phone reformats your SD card.

Just so you know.

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January 21st, 2009


2009.0121.0940::Stupid webcomics

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January 17th, 2009


2009.0117.0924::Things I should be doing
Warning: self-absorbed whining to follow. If you don't want to hear about it, don't read it. If you feel you need to complain about it, go fuck yourself.

Things I should be doing, but I can't really bring myself to care... )

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December 9th, 2008


or "Why You Shouldn't Be an Asshole to People You Don't Know."

On Saturday morning... (long) )

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December 5th, 2008


2008.1205.1716::The Lonely Whale

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December 3rd, 2008


2008.1203.0933::The Secret Tipping Outlier Point
This is yet another illustration why Malcolm Gladwell's works are little different from The Secret.

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November 8th, 2008


2008.1108.0940::Oh, for the days
Often when I see a child playing, I long for the days when my life was easy, when simply spinning around in a circle could keep me occupied and laughing for what seemed like hours. I get the same feeling wishing I could walk around all day with bubble-wrap on my head.

And finally... )
location: Emotopia

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November 6th, 2008


2008.1106.1314::In which prevailing literature confirms [info]batnandu's diagnosis

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October 21st, 2008


People who are sick at home with the flu should not leave sandals in the dark spaces between the bedroom and the bathroom if they don't want to trip onto ceramic tiles.

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October 19th, 2008


2008.1019.1240::Holy crap
I really, really wish that the grill of the A/C unit right outside my bedroom would stop choosing the weekend that I get the flu to start hitting the fan. I think this is like the third year in a row this has happened.

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October 10th, 2008


2008.1010.1748::Things missing from my car
Last night, I rushed home to meet up with [info]ifuwereafrog for dinner, but when I went to my car to go pick her up, I noticed that the driver's side door was not fully closed. My initial thought was that I didn't close it properly when I last drove, but I realized that all my belongings in the car had been rifled through. Urgently needing to meet up with Erin (and having a dead battery from the dome-light), I locked up the car and decided to go over it today.

Around lunchtime today, I called up AAA to get a battery boost, and when they arrived, took a quick inventory of things that I should expect to find in my car, but are not in there:
  • A ziplock bag of quarters amounting to about ten dollars in the change cup
  • Other change in the driver's side hand-hold.
  • My portable air-compressor for use refilling tires when they go flat.
  • An emergency car kit including various tools and a set of jumper cables.
  • An FM Transmitter for portable music players (and included cable) which could also play mp3s off of USB drives.
  • A CD case full of CD-Rs burned with music.
  • Who knows what else?
Silver linings: The thieves didn't break a window or anything to get in, so no damage, and they didn't take the CDs located on the visor which include actual purchased-from-store CDs.

Still, getting burgled sucks the bag.

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September 4th, 2008


2008.0904.0930::You know what rules?
When you're eating cereal at your desk, the bowl perched atop your keyboard wrist rest, and suddenly, it falls off, spilling half your breakfast onto your lap and the floor.

Oh, no, wait. That sucks.

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August 9th, 2008


2008.0809.0344::Happiness is a warm...
It's nice to know that the writer I would most like to meet/converse with/emulate also has, despite his own allergy, an inability to resist the charms of a loving feline.

At this time, I could use some feline affection.

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April 22nd, 2008


2008.0422.1700::In need...
Right now I need a Boombox and some Peter Gabriel.

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January 3rd, 2008


2008.0103.1812::Dear Web Developers:
Please stop fucking with my browser window dimensions.

That is all.
-thepeopleseason

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December 15th, 2007


2007.1215.1319::A catalogue of things that have broken recently
Technology is not liking me at the moment. In the past few weeks I've discovered the following items to be non-functional:
  • The DVD-ROM/CD-RW in my laptop
  • The 6GB portable drive which I believed to be solid state, but when plugged in appears to have malfunctioning platters by the odd, high-pitched grinding noise
  • The enclosed CD-RW drive hooked up to my desktop computer
  • My electric razor
Suggestions to how I should Earl-Hickey this bad-tech karma are welcome.

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December 12th, 2007


2007.1212.1744::A more efficient way of being stupid
Merriam-Webster President John Morse said "w00t" reflected the growing use of numeric keyboards to type words.

"People look for self-evident numeral-letter substitutions: 0 for O; 3 for E; 7 for T; and 4 for A," he said. "This is simply a different and more efficient way of representing the alphabetical character."
-- from "w00t" crowned word of year by U.S. dictionary
While I'm rather amused that Merriam-Webster chose "w00t" as word of the year (granted, some two to four years after it really became vernacular for anyone who spent any amount of time online), to suggest that l33t5p34]< and "w00t" in particular is a result of numeric keyboard inefficiencies just indicates how badly Merriam-Webster is stuck in the 20th Century (and don't even get me started on their website).

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October 10th, 2007


2007.1010.1527::Dear Web Designers/Bloggers
Stop using that Snap.com preview crap. It's ugly, it wastes bandwidth, it interrupts the regular flow of reading, and when you say "disable for all sites" it doesn't really do so.

Quit it.
-thepeopleseason

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August 30th, 2007


2007.0830.1412::Why the Associated Press sucks
Via Boingboing.net:
A spider web was discovered that drapes 200 yards of trees, shrubs, and the ground across a trail in Texas's Lake Tawakoni State Park. Experts haven't yet determined the species of spider responsible.
So the AP posts this story, and doesn't include a photo

WTF?

Incidentally, you can find a photo linked from the comments of the boingboing.net post.

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August 2nd, 2007


2007.0802.1702::I'm so disappointed in Cameron.
Honestly, if you're going to put out a karaoke video game of rock ballads, what's the freaking point if you don't include Journey?

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June 23rd, 2007


2007.0623.2245::To all the girls I've loved before
From Single Female Seeking Same-Race Male:
The researchers found that most women speed daters said yes (meaning they’d like to see a man again after the four-minute speed date) less often to men of another race than they did to men of their own race. Here’s how much less interested they were in the other races, as compared with their enthusiasm for men of their own race:
African-American women said yes about 30 percent less often to Hispanic men; about 45 percent less often to white men; about 65 percent less often to Asian men.

White women said yes about 30 percent less often to black or Hispanic men, and about 65 percent less often to Asian men.

Hispanic women said yes about 20 percent less often to black or white men, and 50 percent less often to Asian men.

Asian women didn’t discriminate much by race (except for showing a very slight preference for Asian men over black or Hispanic men).
... The researchers, after controlling for all other attributes (height, weight, attractiveness, etc.), calculated how much extra income (relative to the income of the average online male dater, $62,500) a man would need to overcome the racial barrier. Here are some of the estimates (there weren’t enough data to do all the interracial permutations) of how much each extra income a man would need to be equally appealing to a woman as would a man of her own race:
... For equal success with a white woman, an African-American needs to earn an additional $154,000; a Hispanic man needs $77,000; an Asian needs $247,000.
To all the women who chose to share some emotional- (or latex-) filled moments with me, a sudden and belated appreciation is due.

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May 23rd, 2007


2007.0523.1353::Dear Yahoo Mail:
Your recent announcement of unlimited storage for all mailboxes does not make the use of your system any more appealing if you cannot recognize that messages with the subjects "Mortgage Approva1" or "Grow Your Pen1s" or addressed to five or more people with usernames which are identical up to the first four characters are not valid messages to me.

As I have repeatedly reported these messages as spam to you, your failure to block them from my inbox leads me to believe that your spam catching system was programmed by either the proverbial million monkeys or the most-recently-deceased General Mbuna Fish whose widow is trying to unload several billion dollars into my bank account.

To conclude: your spamfilter eats ass. Fix it.

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May 21st, 2007


2007.0521.1326::It bears repeating
Yesterday, Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, and Firefly, and the writer behind Toy Story and Astonishing X-Men, posted a long treatise on how the various societies and cultures throughout the world treat women. The subject is disturbing to say the least, and it may make you cry or recoil in horror simply from reading its description.

But it's one of those things that everyone, no matter their sense of propriety, should think about.

Because it took me a few tries yesterday to pull up the post, and because I've seen various people comment that they haven't seen or couldn't load the post, I'm going to reproduce the entire thing here (Go straight to the post, however, for some discussion about it). Let's Watch A Girl... )

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May 13th, 2007


2007.0513.2213::Dear Comcast Digital Cable:
I know that Emergency Broadcasts are important, and I've even tolerated your stupid interrupt-the-program-when-you-test-the-system-during-primetime-programming test procedure.

But tonight, I watched you completely interrupt the penultimate episode of this season of Supernatural some five minutes from the ending, thereby completely obscuring the action from when spoiler ) to when spoiler ), rendering my watching of said program incomplete and unenjoyable, for the broadcast of an emergency notice of a child abduction which contained no discernable details other than it was in the state of Georgia.

In short, you suck donkey balls.

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April 29th, 2007


2007.0429.0150::More Edited Movie Crap
ABC Family is currently showing a version of one of the greatest 80s movies Better Off Dead in which they cut from Lane's failed first attempt of the K12 after seeing Monique ski it, to his trying to repair his ski right before the paperboy accosts him. WTF?

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March 23rd, 2007


2007.0323.1455::I am not a father
I have no daughter, so there a small blessing here when I point you to the Consumerist's link to a story about a six-year old's desire to get her non-American Girl doll's hair styled at the American Girl salon.

What's the small blessing?

Well, if I were the father of said six-year old, I would have very calmly walked up to the store clerk and the other women berating my child and stabbed them all in the face.

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March 14th, 2007


Hey, you know what it's like when the cover for the light fixture above your head comes loose unexpectedly and comes crashing down onto your monitor while you're sitting in front of the computer playing Hexic, causing glass shards to fly all over you, your keyboard, your mouse, and your desk?

No?

Oh, maybe it's just me, then...

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February 10th, 2007


2007.0210.0951::Make it stop
I'm watching The Legend on Spike right now, which, for those of you who don't know, is the English-dubbed version of Jet Li's Fong Sai Yuk. It lacks both the humor and the drama of the Chinese language version, and hell, I only understand one-third of the dialogue at best, and have to read the subtitles most of the time. They've mucked up the soundtrack, the tone and everything.

It pains me.

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November 26th, 2006


2006.1126.1207::Yet another reason Sartre was right
Random Redneck Woman at the Georgia Aquarium: I tell you what, foreigners are the rudest people in the whole world.
[info]thepeopleseason: Thank you very much.


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November 1st, 2006


2006.1101.0939::The government wants you to quit it with the fornication
And it's spending millions of dollars to try to convince you to stop.

I am dumber (and poorer) for having read this.

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October 4th, 2006


2006.1004.1528::Ok, New Rule ($1 to Bill Maher)
Anytime some concerned parent wishes to ban some book because of some questionable content, the first thing school/state/library officials should ask is "Have you read the book?"

If the answer is "no," as it is so sadly often the case (or if subsequent quizzing on the content of said book reveals the answer "yes" as a lie), officials are then allowed to slap said parent upside the head and retort, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I was allowed to determine that you were a stupid, stupid assbag just by looking at you. Figuring out what is proper and improper for your child to read is not our fucking job. Any further appeal will be denied until you read the damned book. Get the fuck out."

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September 28th, 2006


2006.0928.1503::One more reason to hate American Idol
As if William Hung wasn't enough of a mockery to make me hate AI, apparently the song which gave me a bit of comfort after I nearly flunked out of graduate school (this time without the benefit of bad feng shui to blame it on)--the Howard Ashman and Alan Menken-created soliloquy that Aladdin sings to his mother, drafted out of the eponymous Disney animated film--"Proud of Your Boy," has been remade by Clay Aiken.

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September 26th, 2006


2006.0926.1016::To all the weathly industrialists out there...
While you might not care about the Northern spotted owl, the sudden upswing in polar bear drownings, or a mystical flower in the mountains of China which only blooms once every twenty years (yeah, that last one's fictional), you should be aware that your penchant for rampant pollution is shrinking your nads (and may turn your sons and your sons' sons into chicks with dicks).

Not to mention the sharks which can walk on their fins...

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September 22nd, 2006


2006.0922.1118::The worst thing...
...about working from home because you're waiting for a guy to come repair your refrigerator is getting hungry and realizing that you
  1. can't go out because you might miss the repair guy
  2. can't really order a big pizza, because what do you expect to put the leftovers in if the repair guy doesn't show up?
  3. have nothing to drink aside from lukewarm water
  4. pretty much have nothing unspoiled to eat aside from poptarts and craisins.


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September 14th, 2006


2006.0914.1040::Utter idiocy
I've been living in a condo complex in Atlanta for going on six years now. One major problem at this complex is a lack of guest parking--we have a gated lot with enough spaces for each bedroom. One-bedroom condo owners get one gated space, two-bedroom unit owners get two. For the most part, I'm okay with the parking situation, because I'm a messy, misanthropic hermit who generally doesn't have people over to entertain.

In the front of the complex is a small lot marked "Guest Parking" with approximately nine or ten spaces. When the Pink Gator comes over, she usually tries to find a space in that lot, because it's conveniently close to the door of the complex. This morning, however, she returned to her car to find a note with the following message:
Too many times in guest parking - Beyond time allowed
I call the front office to ask if I need to register her car with the security service so that she'll stop getting these messages, and our property manager informs me that several years ago, because of actual residents using the guest parking spaces, our board of directors passed a rule that guest parking is for guests who visit on an infrequent basis.

If the Pink Gator would like to visit more than say, twice a week, then she needs to park elsewhere (the property manager actually told me that she should park in the parking garage of the high-rise down the street).

Apparently, "Guest Parking" is only available to a certain class of guest.

This is why I hate people.

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July 28th, 2006


2006.0728.1637::It's 4:37 and Microsoft still sucks
One of my co-workers just walked in to the cave with a problem. He had been working with a document in Microsoft Office some time ago, and very distinctly remembers saving the file under a different name. He wasn't able, however, to find the document under the "Recent Documents" listing, nor was he able to find it in "My Documents."

This sounded very familiar, so I asked him if he had opened up the file from his own hard drive or whether it was opened from the web or e-mail.

See, a few months ago, I was faced with a Pinky who was brought to the point of tears when she couldn't find a Powerpoint presentation that she'd worked hours on. I only managed to find it when I followed the steps that she herself went through to open the document--open mail, click on attachment, work on powerpoint, save.

It turns out that Microsoft Outlook, when opening attachments, saves them to a randomly-named directory under whatever is designated temporary storage for Windows, and then opens the appropriate program. When saving the opened-via-Outlook document, then, it will save any changes to that same randomly-named directory, unless told otherwise.

Now I know the power users reading this will say, "Well, duh--you should always check to see where you're saving things." Indeed, some of the programmers in the audience might say "Why should I go through the trouble of checking where someone's saving something so they don't shoot themselves in the foot?" Well, if you're a Microsoft Outlook/Office programmer, I respond, "Because that's your fucking job."

To begin with, Outlook should probably query the user on whether or not they wish to save/execute an attachment, given the prevalence of viruses and worms. And when any related application attempts a user-initiated save to temporary storage, it should probably ask "You know you're going to save this into temp storage, are you sure you don't really want to save to My Documents?" Hell, it's bad enough with all the stupid tooltips coming from the system tray and that fucking paperclip--where's the harm in adding one or two more actually-useful messages?

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July 25th, 2006


2006.0725.1450::All this soda must be affecting my mind
So as I'm walking out the door of my place this morning, I spy my digital camera and think to myself, "I should download the pictures I took this weekend." So I walk over to my computer area and grab the SmartMedia card reader.

And then walk out the door to go to work.

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July 20th, 2006


2006.0720.1005::Morality
President Bush argues that the most-recently-vetoed bill expanding funding for embryonic stem cell research "crosses a moral boundary that our decent society needs to respect."

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