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June 15th, 2009
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 A note to anyone playing Fallout 3: If you've installed the Broken Steel add-on before attempting the Finding the Garden of Eden main story-line quest, there's going to be a section of the quest where you're walking through Vault 87 (I'm pretty sure it's the Lab section--it might be the Crew's Quarters, though). You're going to come across a two-story room (like in every other Vault) that'll be the second door on your left after going up a set of stairs. Once you enter, two Super Mutant Overlords will come out and blast the bejebus out of you. This is a pre-programmed encounter that I'm guessing was with Super Mutant Masters before I decided to pay money to up my character's level cap from 20 to 30. As soon as you step into that room, the encounter activates. So here's a hint: Backtrack to the stairs, and go into the first room on your left. Walk across that large room, and exit through the door on the other end. After taking care of all the other Super Mutants around, enter that same room from the other side (where the Overlords would be coming from). The encounter will activate, but this time, with the original Super Mutant Masters without Tri-beam Laser Rifles. Much easier to deal with. I hope my seventeen hours of gameplay yesterday (note: not all at that part of the game) helps you out. |
April 18th, 2009
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 - The E3 Trailer for Prince of Persia that I downloaded a while ago on my Xbox 360.
- The haunting music from the trailer: Saeglopur by Sigur Ros.
- The Android app Shazam (originally developed for the iPhone) which told me what the music was without the need for me to do various permutations of the search: "Prince of Persia trailer music."
- My Playstation 1 memory card has somehow lost my save game data for my not-even-through-with-disc-1, but-spent-over-a-week-of-playtime game of Final Fantasy VII.
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January 26th, 2009
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 iPod, WinAmp, doesn't matter. If I tagged you, put your playlist on shuffle and tell me what the next 10 songs are. Then tag 10 of your friends and ask them to do the same. Because, as we all know, you are what you listen to. ( Results... ) |
October 8th, 2008
April 28th, 2008
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 A climbing area that looks straight out of Ico: |
December 6th, 2007
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 Regarding this article, I'm just way too lazy to register an account to post the following comment: A m00se 0nce bit my sister. |
August 11th, 2007
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 Hit the Alamo Jacks 3rd Anniversary Party last night and met up with the Sweetest Girl in All the World. We spent much of the evening playing Wordster on the bar crack video gaming machine with her ex-girlfriend's mom. It was good, however, meeting up with all the people I hadn't seen in a long while down in the Newnan area. One highlight was hearing the opening "band" 8-bit Wonder, an act consisting of a dude armed with laptop, synthesizer, old Nintendo controllers, mixers, samplers and a mic, playing game-influenced Electronica/Dance reminiscent of VNV Nation crossed with whoever that band was that did "Pac-Man Fever." ( Embedded player behind the cut ) |
August 2nd, 2007
June 19th, 2007
April 7th, 2007
2007.0407.1916::The things you can get accomplished when you're bedridden |
 I threw my back out on Thursday morning, so I've pretty much stayed at home since Friday morning, relegated to bed. Unfortunately, my WiFi is acting wonky, so I only had time to do the following: - Watch this week's Lost.
- Read The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
- Read The Little Book That Beats the Market by Joel Greenblatt.
- Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vol. 1: Disc 2.
- Watch Negima: Magic 601
- Watch An Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder Disc 2.
- Watch Touching the Void.
- Finish Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones.
I wish I could have known I would throw my back out--then I'd have planned to have more stuff on the TiVo to kill time. |
March 15th, 2007
2007.0315.1152::As reported in the illustrious video game journal, Duh |
 Apparently two separate studies have found a correlation between racing video game play and increased risk-taking on meatspace roads. Despite most gamers' insistence that gaming does not affect real-life behavior, anyone who's gotten on the road after playing Rush 2049 or Burnout knows the little, evil robot usses that pop onto the shoulder and insist on taking shortcuts or trying to get more boost by running your fellow commuters off the road. |
February 8th, 2007
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 So last night, I ended up hitting a local bar for their Guitar Hero competition. Having played very little actual Guitar Hero II, I didn't sign up to compete, my primary reason for being there was to meet up with El Guapo, his brother skander, and his other brother who to the best of my knowledge has no sort of blog. I get there somewhat earlier than the rest of the gang and mill about the bar while I wait for the Guapos. At one point one of the competitors walks up to me and asks, "Did you play at the competition at the Independent a long time ago?" When I reply in the affirmative, he responds: "Dude, you're the reason that I play Guitar Hero!" I'm not sure what to think of that. Listening to the morning radio, I learned that the general contractor assigned to do roadwork on I-20 near Atlanta may be fined for exceeding the early-morning time alloted to blocking a lane on the interstate and causing a disproportionate amount of gridlock. Coupled with the recent news that Turner Broadcasting will likely pay some two million dollars for the media and police disruption of Boston as a result of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force viral marketing campaign, it occurs to me that if we're going to make people pay for screwing up traffic, then the purveyors of the Big Dig probably owe the city a pretty penny. And finally, from countessmary: Bold the series that you've seen for 3 or more episodes. Underline the series that you know for sure (or that you've seen them complete). If you want, add three more series (keep it in alphabetic order). I added Beauty and the Geek, Cupid, and Psych. ( big list of television series ) |
November 5th, 2006
March 10th, 2006
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 flattop, you'd like this the most: If I didn't live in a tiny one-bedroom condo without a deck/balcony/outdoor space. If it weren't $500.00 before shipping. If I had won the 280-some million dollar lottery those few weeks ago; I'd pick up one of these: Goodness gracious! From the product description: There many firepits and firebowls on the market… Most of them are less expensive than the Great Bowl of Fire, but from reading customer reviews at Amazon, I get the impression that they don't hold up all that well over time. The finish comes off, they can rust out or get dented fairly easily, etc. No such worries here. The Great Bowl of Fire is cut from quarter inch thick steel— you could hit it with a car and it wouldn't notice. Your car would though, so I don't really recommend such extreme product testing. A better product test might be to chuck it off the roof, but please be careful getting it up there, it's very heavy. Guitar Hero night drew fewer participants than last time, but the game still enthralled many a cursory onlooker. hammor showed up so that I wasn't the only one playing on Expert mode. Note to self: Bouldering for an hour and a half prior to playing the game will only make your forearms ache when you're trying to beat "Crossroads" on Expert. |
March 7th, 2006
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 hammor, xenamungrrr, glueandglitter, and batnandu and anyone else interested in virtual rocking out: The Independent (Located just above Aprés Diem and The Highlander) will be holding another Guitar Hero night this Thursday the 9th. Be there. I will arrive around 9 or so, arriving after rock climbing. |
January 23rd, 2006
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 From Less Than Jake's cover of The Proclaimers' "500 Miles": And if I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man that gets drunk next to you And if I haver, whatever the fuck that means I'm gonna be the man who havers next you During The L Word get-together at tankfreak's place last night, somehow my mention of a large number of AD&D 2nd Ed Player's Handbooks on Ziggy's bookshelf got me roped into being the DM for a bunch of characters that everyone rolled up last night. Having never DMed before, this makes me slightly apprehensive, but whatever. Of course, almost every player is a lesbian. I need to start hanging out with people where my dating potential is > 0. |
January 17th, 2006
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Name That Game using game sound effects. I got 17 out of 18 correct (I never played the one I missed). |
December 19th, 2005
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 You know what's worse than spending six hours in a meeting with slow-on-the-uptake people who just reiterate the same thing someone else said minutes ago? Having to spend your birthday in said meeting. The day got better (despite an hour-long stint in some of the worst Atlanta traffic I've seen since moving here), however, because aside from my No Idea order coming in the mail, the gang got together and picked up the Tekken 5 Arcade Stick combo. I'm way too into Guitar Hero at the moment, but as soon as I'm done with "Bark at the Moon" on Expert, the beatings will resume. |
December 7th, 2005
November 23rd, 2005
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 I should not have played Guitar Hero until 10:00 PM last night. Things to do: - Pack
- Make Everwood DVDs for Mom and Dad.
- Find issues of Fables and Y: The Last Man for Jerry
- Watch as much TiVo as possible to clear space, as I've been spending too much time playing Soul Calibur III and Guitar Hero to catch up on television.
- Dishes/Laundry
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November 8th, 2005
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 Thanks to a link from ludditerobot, I found this Penny Arcade strip which pretty accurately describes the shenanigans that go on when batnandu and I play our latest obsession, Soul Calibur III (as well as its predecessor, Soul Calibur II). While we haven't choked each other with the game controller cords (yet), batnandu did punch me in the arm with some measure of seething anger... What's missing from that strip, however, is the coda where someone suddenly realizes, "Holy Shit, it's 5:00 AM." Which brings me back to ludditerobot's original link--last night after dinner with a friend from out of town, Oz came over and brought his latest purchase: Guitar Hero. We would move to batnandu's place sometime around 11:00 PM and play until 2:30 or so... and hence the title of this post. Now someone needs to make a music game which combines Karaoke Revolution, Taiko Drum Master, and Guitar Hero so we can get a whole band going. Preferably with some Journey songs. \m/ |
September 6th, 2005
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 - A Mirrormask Journal and pen with blacklight-visible ink.
- In The Groove game and T-shirt from RedOctane.
- Morena Baccarin, Adam Baldwin, and Ron Glass' autographs which join the ones of Nathan Fillion and Jewel Staite on my Firefly DVD set cover.
- A picture with Morena Baccarin.
- My picture taken by a guy who looks a lot like David Boreanaz because he thinks I look a lot like John Cho.
- Accosted by various people who thought I actually was John Cho (while I did dress up as Harold in the Land of Burgers, most people thought I was John Cho when I was out of costume).
- Questioned directly by Morena Baccarin on how the various castmembers did pronouncing their Mandarin Chinese dialogue.
- A Strong Bad Sings CD and Strong Bad E-mail DVD #4.
- A signed headshot of Strong Bad, complete with "They'll be all upons" abs drawn into place by one of the Bros. Chaps.
- Groped by various people.
- The opportunity to hang out a great deal with Mercedes McNab.
- The following story:
When ellenore and tankfreak, playing Buffy and Spike respectively, prepared to re-enact the final kiss from "Once More, With Feeling," I heard the guys in front of me jabbering quickly--"Turn on the camera!" "Why?" "Dude, they're TWO CHICKS, MAN!" - Con Crud. Yay.
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July 1st, 2005
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Burnout 3: Takedown is one of the dumnest, funnest games ever. |
June 16th, 2005
May 18th, 2005
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 Two weekends ago, I'd pretty much caught up on all of the TiVo that I'd needed to. A backup of five weeks of Deadwood and South Park on top of the weekly viewing of Everwood, 24, Lost, and all the other network shows that I follow were behind me--only an episode of Real Time with Bill Maher and a single Mythbusters remained. Somehow, in my newly-discovered free time, I've nearly drowned myself with an inundation of new media which, in addition to my weekly television fix, includes: - The Jerk DVD from Netflix
- Dumb and Dumber DVD from Netflix
- Ai Yori Aoshi Vol 1. DVD from Netflix
- The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic, and Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett Audiobooks
- Negima and Love Hina by Ken Akamatsu Manga
- Cupid DVDs that I bought on ebay
- Kingdom Hearts on the PS2
- Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando on the PS2
- Hoyle Casino Omaha and Triple Crown poker tournaments on the PC
- The LJ friends list
It's become quite a dilemma as to what I should do when I get home--do I watch the episodes of The Daily Show that have backed up to the point where the TiVo will start deleting them, or do I check the friends list (I know if I sit at the computer I'll be likely to start up a poker tournament)? Do I continue listening to what happens to Granny and Esk, or should I watch to see just who proposes marriage in the season finale of Gilmore Girls (I chose both--unfortunately not seeing who proposed because the stupid WB overran the 9:00 pm cutoff time because of their ten-minute included promo of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants--and ended up going to sleep at 1:00 AM after re-reading some more Negima)? The meatspace isn't helping--just last night I went to see Unleashed with a friend, and a group of ten of us are in preparations to see Revenge of the Sith tomorrow night. The Independent's been holding a few Texas Holdem tournaments (in which I've been regularly placing), and I've made arrangements to meet up with the Indy's new waitress at Wallcrawlers to do some bouldering. And on top of this, I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. |
April 5th, 2005
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 Let's say you're putting together a crack gang of international terrorists to, say, hijack an office tower or track down and execute a rogue super soldier. You'll need an icy, silent, well-built Aryan type, preferably Austrian or German, and preferably wearing a turtleneck. You'll need a geek to circumvent alarm systems and...you know, hack into things; he may or may not be black, but he must wear glasses and should have an affinity for argyle cardigans. If the geek is white, then you'll also want to hire a huge African man who wears bandoliers and favors little knit caps and is always chewing on something. And, of course, you'll need an Asian guy, preferably one with a bit of Far East mystique, as symbolized by his long Fu Manchu-style moustache. In other words, you'll need Al Leong. -- From Fametracker's Hey! It's That Guy! profile of Al Leong Check out Fametracker.com. Other highlights include 2 Stars, 1 Slot where the Fametracker folks pit one star against another--for example, Penelope Ann Miller vs. Mary-Louise Parker (guess which one wins) and for the fannish among us, Tom Welling vs. Ian Somerhalder. ETA: According to his Hey! It's That Guy! Profile, J.K. Simmons, in addition to playing Vern Schillinger on Oz and J. Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man movies, also has another widely-seen role: J.K. Simmons is also the voice of the yellow M&M on the animated candy commercials. Knowing this makes it easier to play a fun game while watching M&M commercials. The next time you see one of these commercials, imagine the yellow M&M telling the red M&M to "suck my dick, you sniveling bitch." Okay, it's not really a "game." But it is fun. In other news, I'd really appreciate it if someone could call me at around 7:00 PM tonight and ask, "Are you still playing Ratchet and Clank?" If I answer yes, then please berate me and tell me to clean the house, wash the dishes, do the laundry, and catch up on the TiVo. Your support is sincerely appreciated. |
February 23rd, 2005
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 Ok, I know a great many of you have played video and computer games, so I'm asking for some help with this. I've gotten 25 of the items, so far. ( Accumulated answers under the cut... )Edit: Done. The readers of Joystiq.com, whose article pointed me to the quiz in the first place, pretty much round out the answers--I've italicized those answers I got from the comments to the article. |
February 16th, 2005
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 A rundown of odd games that I've been playing when I should be crunching numbers. - Orisinal's games are simple, cute, and just on the good site of sweet without being cloyingly saccharine. High Delivery, Pocketful of Stars, and Bubble Bees are a few ones that I've enjoyed playing.
- Underbones is a javascript&cookie-based site where you have to reassemble a skeleton. To find all the bones, you need to navigate throughout the site and solve various puzzles. One of the most technically adept uses of javascript I've seen, where it's not all just stupid rollover buttons.
- Deathball.net's Not Pr0n riddle is a website puzzle which requires a world of esoteric knowledge, most of which is computer-based. I've only gotten to number 36 or so, but after a while it gets repetitive/boring.
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February 8th, 2005
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 Well, I'm an Elvis man. But like Mia says, "You can like both, but at some point you have to make a choice about which one you like more." So some days, I enjoy myself some Beatles tunes, and with that in mind, I'll present the latest five, er, four songs that are stuck in my playlist. - "The Thing That Should Not Let It Be" by Beatallica
Found this morning off of a link on Boingboing, Beatallica is a Beatles cover band that performs all its tribute songs in the style of Metallica. I'm thinking you have to hear it to understand. They've got some great song titles--also check out "Hey Dude", their paean to loud rockin' metal.
- Cells by The Servant
For those of you who've seen the trailer for the upcoming Sin City movie, this is the song that plays in the background. And while said trailer, with its accompanying music evokes images of big tough guys and killer hookers, the song is really about something of a banal existence.
- Mad World (Remix) by Gary Jules
Two weekends ago, during Atlanta's most recent ice storm/ice event, a whole bunch of us got together at a friend's place and had something like a slumber party--blankets and pillows commingling with couches and loveseats, beer and wine and chips and triscuits and paté. Sometimes the girls would knit while the guys would play Ratchet and Clank. And we watched whole slew of movies, from Harold and Kumar to Shaun of the Dead to The Forgotten.
On Saturday night, we took in Donnie Darko, which features this Gary Jules cover of an old Tears for Fears song. This song just completely drowns in the atmosphere of the movie. Unlike most remixes, this one is a bit subtle--not your usual boom-boom, fast-paced beat, just a soft drum beat in the background.
- Cherry Blossom Color Season by Yu Miyake and the Katamari Company Jr
This cheery song is one of my favorites from the soundtrack to Katamary Damacy, simply because it's so cheery. The singing children brings to mind the overture from Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind.
Let me know what you grab, and if you dig it... |
January 27th, 2005
2005.0127.1101::And I remember when Mortal Kombat's blood was too much for them... |
Joystiq.com has some rumored details on the next generation Nintendo game console. Of particular note: - [The] controller is like GC controller but “rubbing” is possible - e.g. you can control movement in a game by rubbing the controller/buttons. Also the controller has a slot.
- The whole controller is pressure sensitive. So rubbing can be done with the buttons or via grip.
Yes. I am twelve. ETA: 4 color rebellion, the site that broke the Nintendo story, also serves up some Origami Damacy. My, Earth really is full of things. |
January 10th, 2005
2005.0110.1617::Hey, James! What? Video Games! What? The Devil is Everywhere! |
 I pretty much blew off all of my obligations for the past weekend. I went to a birthday thing for an old college buddy on Saturday afternoon, then flattop and I were going to meet up at the Echo Lounge for their tribute to Elvis' birthday featuring Kingsized. In the meantime, I hit Costco for some milk and cheese, and then went home to get ready for the show. In the meantime, I put Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time into the PS2. At about 10:00 pm, flattop calls me and asks if I'm at the show--the line has over 100 people trailing out the door, and they'd already opened a hour before. He had called to say he was bailing on the plan--I don't mind, having already lost about four hours to the game. At some point after, the unselectable "Prince of Persia 1" extra feature on the disc catches my eye. I go to my computer to see how to access it, and I realize that my internet router has gone belly up, leaving me no internet access. At that point, I don't care. At about 5:00 am, I realize that light is peeking out from behind my windowblinds. At about 7:40, I go to sleep. At about 11:45 am, batnandu calls me to ask me if I'm going to train Tai Chi or go to brunch and the motorcycle show today. He's a bit two-minded about training, and since I'm sounding miserable and not quite awake, we decide to skip/postpone the lesson. I also decide to skip the motorcycle show. I try to go back to sleep, but the game, like a Siren's call, beckons me back to the couch. Throughout the day, various people keep calling me to ask me to various outings. I manage to keep from shouting, "Quit fucking calling me!" enough to let them politely know that I'm not interested. At about 6:30 pm, I kill the evil vizier, rescue the princess from an ugly death, and finally put down the freaking controller. Today, during my lunch break, I go to Best Buy to look at new routers to reconnect my internet access. Wandering by the Games section, I notice they have Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal on one of the demo PS2s. I stand there and play through two missions... |
January 5th, 2005
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 tealeaves_atom has put together a Game Geek Quiz which spans games, genres, series, and platforms, and is pretty damn tough. If you grew up playing computer/console games, try out some of these questions. |
January 4th, 2005
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 Since the most substantial gift I got for Christmas was cash, I decided to treat myself to the following today: - Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle: Unrated Edition DVD
- Dude, Where's My Car? DVD
- Donnie Darko DVD
- Boondock Saints DVD
- And the Midway Arcade Treasures 2 PS2 disc which, amongst other things includes the nostalgia-inducing Cyberball 2072. You can have your Maddens, your NCAA Football 2K4s.
I've got Cyberball.
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December 30th, 2004
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 Katamari Damacy, like Kingdom Hearts, makes me nauseous. I hate my constitution. Edit: I was wondering where I had heard that catchy Katamari Damacy theme song (sample available from this page) before. After putting in a different game to play without getting physically ill, I realized that an arrangement of the song appears on Namco's Taiko Drum Master. In the process of writing this edit, I think I've listened to that groovy, thirteen-second, a capella song snippet at least 60 times. And it keeps getting catchier. |
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 Got back last night from a lazy, lazy week in Miami. After mom's visit for a few days, we drove from Atlanta to Miami, with a stop in West Palm to pick up the elder brother. During the stop, I watched him play Counterstrike for a few hours before I began to feel slightly nauseous. Must be nice, having a computer fast enough to make you vomit. Watched the entirety of the the Lord of the Rings Extended Editions with Jerry and Dad. Mom bowed out in the middle of Two Towers, and though she watched a bit of Return, I don't think it's something she's thrilled to partake of. I've somehow managed, however, to get my parents (mostly my dad) addicted to Everwood. I watched most of the first season while I was down in Miami, and at some point, I'll need to send the discs down to them so they can watch the whole thing in rapt attention. Things my brother has overheard his FSU-alum co-worker say: - "Well, you should understand. It's in your native language."
regarding the Aramaic The Passion of the Christ to someone from Italy.
- "It must suck to lose to an in-state rival."
to a Virginia Tech-alum regarding Virginia Tech's loss to West Virginia a couple of years ago.
Got cash, some Tai Chi books, Katamari Damacy for the birthday/Christmas. "Katamari Damacy is not a violent game, but you can roll up balls of little children and nobody knows what happens to them after that," according to Wired.com. Drove back up yesterday, listening to Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I also had some PKD short stories, the Return of the King audiobook, Prisoner of Azkaban, and some recording to help me learn French. Personally, I think all of the above would have been more worthwhile... |
December 17th, 2004
2004.1217.1128::Like a bottle of tequila at an AA meeting... (and the final netflix poll) |
 It's been a while since I was into hard-core PC games. In truth, I never really was all into first-person shooters, given the afternoon I spent groaning into my bed in dizziness and nausea after playing the Dark Forces demo. I would later remind myself of the detrimental effects of FPS games when I set up Descent II to run on the conference room computer hooked up to the large projector screen at work a few years ago. I tasted my dinner twice that night. But when I watched the TechTV's Icons episode which profiled the Doom Franchise this morning, I'm suddenly possessed of a somewhat primal urge to download and play the game. When it first came out, the clip I downloaded of two gamers playing it when it came out was intriguing enough, but the graphics that I saw on the program are pretty phenomenal. It's a good thing I don't have a fast enough machine to play it, otherwise, with the kick to get back into PC gaming, well, there would go 2005. Edit: For some reason, polling isn't working--I'm trying to fix... Edit2: Apparently you can't Edit an entry to add a poll, so look at the next entry for the poll. |
July 10th, 2004
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 That I've stayed up until about 6:30 AM, for the most part playing Soul Calibur II on the PS2 with batnandu when I should have been catching up on sleep and TiVo so I could get an early start tomorrow is not of any particular annoyance. That the minute possibility that I could escape my singlehood with a woman that appeared to reciprocate my interest is gone doesn't bother me so much. That I'm fully cognizant of why the aforementioned possibility dried up does irk me slightly. That my life resembles, however, apart from various poems and plays, a Billy Joel ballad just makes me feel all the more prosaic. ( And so it goes... ) |
June 15th, 2004
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 An assortment of things that have, either peripherally or directly, made my life slightly less boring (in a good way or bad...) in the past few days. - That which I should not have picked up at Target for seventeen dollars:
- Soul Calibur II for the Playstation2, which I played in Weapon Master mode until 12:30 AM last night, despite my intentions to go to the Independent and be social.
- They who should suffer grievous bodily harm:
- The people who stole Rob's chained-up 2001 Kawasaki Ninja ZX 9R at some point last night. They should have the skin flayed from their faces. Glow-stick sodomy is too good for them.
- He who should have massive amounts of funding:
- Rob del Bueno, bassist for Man or Astro-man?, who's trying to push biodiesel use in the Atlanta area and the Southeast through his site, Vegenergy.
- He who must not be named:
- Voldemort
- She who should probably write something a little more substantial than "testing. testing..." since she went ahead and registered for an LJ:
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genny0926
- That which does not work:
- Motorola's Mobile Power Tools, which have given me the capability to hook my new phone up to my computer and synchronize calendar and contacts, but which, for some inexplicable reason, will not upload my self-created MIDI file as a polyphonic ringtone. Damn you.
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June 9th, 2004
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 No, you don't understand. We were literally born into this world from a huge piece of shit that came out of Eddy Vedder's ass in the mid 90's! We are the children of his shit! -Scott Stapp, on the origins of his band, Creed, in the music parody game Emogame: Part 1 |
May 27th, 2004
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 Since well before I graduated from high school in 1991, I've been a shameless advocate of Letterboxing or Widescreen Movie presentation. There's not more annoying than watching The Professional and following the obstrusive camera pan from Jean Reno to Natalie Portman in that miniscule apartment. So it is, without a doubt, a very good thing to learn that widescreen presentation for movies is catching on in the DVD market. Following a recent post from a friend (who shall remain nameless), I thought both fanfic fans and detractors would get a kick out of this item description from The Kingdom of Loathing: Item: disturbing fanfic This is a hundred pages of animals from a popular cartoon doing horrible and disgusting things to each other. |
May 16th, 2004
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While you're blithely shushing your way down Large Donkey Mountain, you're accosted by a young Gnoll riding a bicycle. He shouts something at you that you can't quite make out. You ski closer until you can hear him.
"Two meat! I WANT MY TWO MEAT!" He's shouting. He swerves towards you, gets the tip of your ski caught in his bike spokes, and goes flying off of the mountain. Whatever. You figure he's better off dead, anyway.
The dork and his bike have broken your ski, but you manage to make it down the rest of the mountain on one ski and in record time.Heh |
April 24th, 2004
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 The result of an adventure in The Kingdom of Loathing: You have a few cocktails, and strike up a conversation with one of the ladies.
You buy her a couple of drinks, and she talks to you for about an hour before casually mentioning that she has a boyfriend.
Dammit! As if I needed my fantasy RPG world to reflect my life so accurately... |
April 23rd, 2004
March 3rd, 2004
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 Also in the dumn idot column--LucasArts for putting the kibosh on the sequels to the short-but-fun Full Throttle and the engrossing Sam and Max Hit the Road. These two games were both exceedingly entertaining, and their eagerly-awaited sequels would have been in my grubby hands the day they came out--and I don't even have a decent enough computer to play any current games. You guys suck mightily. |
January 7th, 2004
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 Funny how when I went to do a search for "Sam and Max" on Google, I somehow ended up with a reference for Flash Gordon. Of course, I wasn't looking for Sam Jones and Max von Sydow--I was searching for the Freelance Police:  Sam: The only two words that can describe this ball are huge and big. Max: I think the two words I describe it with are dumb and stupid. Speaking of Flash Gordon, RetroCRUSH.com has yet another classic videogame quiz (as well as tributes to the greatest of all rock-and-roll games, Journey: Escape, and the greatest of all inflate-monsters-until-they-explode games, Dig Dug). How does Flash Gordon relate to classic videogames, you ask? Only the truly old-school nerds will know. |
December 6th, 2003
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 Even with the difficulty set to minimum and an additional seven lives, Sinistar is still hellaciously hard to play. |
November 20th, 2003
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 Most importantly, Buffy fans with PS2s and XBoxen will be happy to know that Chaos Bleeds is now on sale at EBGames stores all over, as well as online. Those who choose to buy it online can also get it for 10% off and free shipping. I, however, went to the store to grab it because I'm impatient and puerile. After searching around on the net for the best price, I picked up two copies of TTT:EE--one for a friend's birthday gift, and the other for myself. For some reason, I got the Gollum statue. I don't know why I got the Gollum statue, I just did. Originally, Costco.com was listing the Gollum statue package at $49.99, but after I went to a local Costco, and didn't find a single one of the specials (just the regular extendeds), I went back to the website and they didn't list it anymore. Pfft. I also had a 10% coupon to Best Buy for a Television DVD; unfortunately, I've got most of the TV shows I want--all the Buffys and Angels so far, as well as both Couplings. I considered Beast Wars: Transformers, as well as The Office and My So-Called Life, but I picked up the first season of Twin Peaks, because it was the least expensive... I guess it's understandable that I drop a disproportionate amount of money on comic books when I haven't been to the store in three weeks, but combined with the rest of the week's purchases... Oh well. |
September 2nd, 2003
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 Things I learned/observed/figured out at DragonCon: - Bring lots of money
I probably spent over $300 buying crap. As previously mentioned, I got the all of Invader Zim on a bootleg DVD, as well as: Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Maison Ikkoku: Box Set #1, Escaflowne DVD #7, Deliria--an RPG edited by chinook_wind, a RedOctane Ignition Pad, a USB-to-Playstation2 controller converter, a five-dollar copy of NHL Hitz 2002, Ghost of the Robot's CD, two signed photos of James Marsters, and an autographed poster for Chance, Amber Benson's independent movie--the poster including a forthcoming DVD of the film. Luckily, I had the willpower to resist getting another $100+ leather (or metal) mask from Mansour Designs.
- Confidence is Hot
Being that this is a science fiction/fantasy/comic book con, you'll expect that a large number of attendees are, well, let's just say, not the ideal Hollywood body-type. I do have to respect the number of attendees who squeezed themselves into tight-fitting costumes, and paraded around the Con largely half-naked. Aside from a bevy of "booth babe" types, there was one older woman, dressed as the Scarlet Witch, slightly overweight, but still looking quite good in her handmade costume.
- Overconfidence is not
Really, as much as I admire the people in the costumes, the grossly overweight woman in the skin-tight lycra bodysuit with the plunging lacy neckline was really quite a turn-off. I don't really begrudge her her body-pride--hell, I donn't really have the balls to go near-naked/skin-tight in public--but I have a feeling that most of the Con-goers looked at her more as freak than fearless. It wasn't even a costume per se--it was just the outfit she probably reserves for evenings when she's feeling randy/kinky with her lover. I do not doubt she has a lover. Which brings me to...
- Costumers are more impressive than goths
In the hierarchy of dressed-up con-goers, the people who make their own wings/armor/cloaks/latex forehead ridges (I saw a Reed Richards who created his own stretched-out arms) are generally more impressive than the people who buy their own medeival costumes/swords/corsets/underoos (Like the Supergirl who just had on a Super-S babydoll tee and Superman briefs) who are generally more impressive than the people who just buy latex ears or porcelain fangs. All of the above are more impressive than the goths who just show up dressed how they're dressed every Saturday for their visit to the local BDSM show.
- James Marsters has a lot of fangirls
Quite possibly the biggest celebrity draw of the Con, James Marsters has a lot of screaming fangirls. Every panel that he attended was pretty much full (on Friday, the Con staff rudely expanded the room in the midst of his speaking), and his appearance pretty much caused every other Buffy track panel to get extra attendance. In the Saturday panel that I missed, one girl in particular asked him to take his shirt off, and to make a point, he asked her to take hers off. She did, apparently not getting the point...
- There will never be a Harry Potter track at DragonCon
Because of behavior like above...
- It's good to know people
Tricia, the Buffy track director, got me past the lines to see the Buffy Musical performance on Friday night because I'd been attending the Buffy track since year one. She also had me help out with crowd control on the Monday celebrity panel, so I got a prime seat.
- Wear comfortable shoes
I did so much walking at DragonCon, I think I might have lost about five pounds. And, like Lt. Dan said, keep your socks clean and dry, or you'll get blisters.
- If you go to try to see some people that you've read online, it helps to be a little extroverted
I met harmonyfb, and a few others, but being somewhat reserved and introverted, I spent most of my time in the periphery of the Con, wandering about to buy crap.
- ( More details about the well-known Angel casting spoiler )
- Danny Strong is quite short; so is Iyari Limon
But he's really funny. I met up with a couple of fellow fans and we wandered about the Walk of Fame. We spoke with Danny about his upcoming projects, and he mentioned Four Guys Eating or something to that effect. He said he plays the "asshole" and indicated that that role is more in line with his personality. He then signed something for one of my compatriots, and when learning that the autograph was for the guy's (perceived freeloading) ex-girlfriend, asked him for his phone number so that he could hound him to kick her to the curb.
- Tom Hodges, the guy who played the bully in Lucas, directed James Leary (a.k.a "Clem, the foreskin demon") in Stunt Cocks. He plays poker with Lou Diamond Phillips, too.
- According to Marsters, James Leary in costume gets all the chicks, "because of the ears."
- ETA: If you're going to buy something, try for later in the Con
I could have purchased a couple of the DVDs on Monday afternoon for a greater discount, and perhaps saved $20.00 on the Ghost of the Robot CD according to harmonyfb and her friends' reactions to the show...
That's all for now. Ask me if you are curious about anything... Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/nolegs/tired.gif) tired |
August 13th, 2003
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 Strike that--reverse it. Well, with the upcoming three and a half days off, I've had to get things ready, apart from my usual obligations--last night's pool league, book club tonight. Today I got a package in from my parents which required my signature and initials in over a dozen places (there's a rainbow of tape flags marked "Sign Here" and "Initial Here" sticking to the edge of my desk at the moment), and I need to find a UPS drop box to throw this thing in so they get it soon. And then apart from getting things for this trip, I'm also have to figure out the schedule for the next few weekends. Blue Man Group is playing at the Civic Center on the 23rd. So looking forward to this show. I've been listening to Audio in the car for the past few days. When I first heard about the show, I was planning to work up to doing Rock Concert Movement #4, but first I got lazy and then I hurt my back. Oh well. And then the weekend after that is Dragon*Con. Anyone reading this attending? I figure bratsey will probably want me to get her an autographed something or another from James Marsters, if she hasn't already asked someone else to do so. Add to all of that the compelling desire to complete Xenosaga on the PS2. When I read the back of the package, it said something like "up to 80 hours of gameplay!" "Yeah, right" I thought. Few games made these days ever amount to anything over two days' worth of enjoyment, but I'm pleasantly surprised...and unwittingly addicted. On top of that, I'm waiting 'til after the trip (and Xenosaga) to start Splinter Cell, and Soul Calibur II comes out on August 29. Right now, however, it's all about Vegas, baby. We're gonna be up five hundy by midnight. Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/nolegs/excited.gif) excited |
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