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October 7th, 2003


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2003.1007.1817::Four truths and a lie
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Five things about me which are true, except one which is false. Guess which item is false.

I once killed a kitten with one hand (literally, not just in the Fark.com metaphorical sense).
2(28.6%)
I called Mark Campbell, former defensive lineman for the Denver Broncos, an "idiot" to his face.
1(14.3%)
I have participated in a threesome, unlike anniesj, who, despite being banned by the Catholic Church, has not participated.
0(0.0%)
I have committed adultery.
4(57.1%)
I went to high school with Skylar Ulrich, wife of Lars Ulrich, former girlfriend of Matt Damon, and the basis of Minnie Driver's character in Good Will Hunting
0(0.0%)


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thepeopleseason::2003.10.08.09:53 am
[User Picture]Well, strictly speaking, adultery is sexual relations between someone who is married and someone who isn't his or her legal spouse. Merriam Webster specifically says sexual intercourse, but, Bill Clinton notwithstanding, I figure any sexual relations will suffice.
thepeopleseason::2003.10.08.09:54 am
[User Picture]Err... not that I'm admitting to anything at the moment.
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