October 7th, 2003
Five things about me which are true, except one which is false. Guess which item is false.
I once killed a kitten with one hand (literally, not just in the Fark.com
I called Mark Campbell, former defensive lineman for the Denver Broncos, an "idiot" to his face.
I have participated in a threesome, unlike anniesj
, who, despite being banned by the Catholic Church, has not participated
I have committed adultery.
I went to high school with Skylar Ulrich, wife of Lars Ulrich, former girlfriend of Matt Damon, and the basis of Minnie Driver's character in Good Will Hunting
Well, strictly speaking, adultery is sexual relations between someone who is married and someone who isn't his or her legal spouse. Merriam Webster specifically says sexual intercourse, but, Bill Clinton notwithstanding, I figure any sexual relations will suffice.
Err... not that I'm admitting to anything at the moment.