A short Harry Potter snippet - that yellow bastard

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June 23rd, 2003


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2003.0623.1809::A short Harry Potter snippet
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Not much by way of spoilers, but this just occured to me as a funny way of ending the Harry Potter series. It would probably never happen, considering these are children's books, but it would be somewhat poetic.

A loud crack echoed throughout the courtyard, and Voldemort turned. Harry apparated again and again, jumping around the columns.

"Enough with the childish games!" Voldemort demanded. "Face me like a man! Face me like your father!"

The cracking stopped, and Voldemort turned to see Harry with his wand arm outstreched, his oversized robes covering all but the tip of his wand.

"You're not allowed to talk about my father." Harry breathed.

"I'll talk about anyone I please." He raised his wand and said, "Avada K--"

Another crack. Voldemort saw a flash of light from Harry's wand, but the boy did not disappear. "Wha--?" he tried to speak, but could get nothing more than a squishy wheeze. Putting his hand to his throat, Voldemort looked down to see blood.

Walking up, Harry pulled the smoldering sleeve of his robe back to reveal a Muggle revolver. "How's that for Mudblood ingenuity?" Pointing the gun at Voldemort's head, he added, "Jackass."

One more crack.

ETA: There's a spoiler for OOTP in the comments, now...
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musesfool::2003.06.23.08:06 pm
[User Picture]Hee!

My HP Mary Sue has a gun and isn't afraid to use it. *g*

"Right, wrong, I'm the guy with the gun."


thepeopleseason::2003.06.23.08:58 pm
[User Picture]What do you think Trelawney meant when she foretold "He will have power the Dark Lord knows not..."?

"Right, wrong, I'm the guy with the gun."

You should write an Ash/Buffy or Ash/HP crossover ;)
musesfool::2003.06.24.09:05 am
[User Picture]What do you think Trelawney meant when she foretold "He will have power the Dark Lord knows not..."?

Works for me.

I totally think the Order should be using Muggle technology.

If Sirius and Harry had cell phones, Sirius wouldn't have died. *snerk*
thepeopleseason::2003.06.24.09:25 am
[User Picture]If Sirius and Harry had cell phones, Sirius wouldn't have died.

As funny as this is, it's a bit heartbreaking too...

musesfool::2003.06.25.11:01 am
[User Picture]Oh yes.
musesfool::2003.06.24.09:05 am
[User Picture]Arrgh. Hit post too soon.

"Right, wrong, I'm the guy with the gun."

You should write an Ash/Buffy or Ash/HP crossover ;)


I've actually never seen an Evil Dead movie, so I'm not the right person for the job.

You might try convincing Pete...
thepeopleseason::2003.06.24.09:15 am
[User Picture]I've actually never seen an Evil Dead movie, so I'm not the right person for the job.

I'm shocked and dismayed. Get thee to the rental store!
musesfool::2003.06.24.01:44 pm
[User Picture]It's on the list. *g*
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