Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?! 'Have you ever kissed someone? Missed someone? Told someone you loved them? Drank alcohol?' 49 questions for the people who are a little older...
What bill do you hate paying the most?
I hate paying Comcast for my television addiction.
Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Probably Carroll St. Cafe.
What do you really want to be doing right now?
How many colleges did you attend?
Technically, two: Miami-Dade Community College with dual-enrollment credits in high school and University of Florida.
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Because it was clean.
What are your thoughts on gas prices?
I'm glad I have a car that gets great gas mileage.
First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I should stop playing Sudoku and go to sleep.
Do you miss being a child?
What errand/chore do you despise?
Dusting--my allergies always kill me.
Get up early or sleep in?
I seem to have become physically incapable of sleeping in.
Have you found real love yet?
I wish I hadn't, but yes.
Favorite lunch meat?
What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart?
An utter distaste for being in Wal-Mart.
Beach or lake?
Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Sopranos or Desperate Housewives?
What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Probably Barack Obama.
Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
Totalled my ten-year-old Pathfinder.
Ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Ring tone?Peter, You Suck
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
America's Best Value Inn in Las Vegas. What an utter shithole.
Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Do you go to church?
At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
That's a very good question.
How old are you?
Do you have a go to person?
Are you where you want to be in life?
Growing up, what were your favorite cartoons?
Transformers, Mighty Orbots, Thundarr the Barbarian, Robotech, Gargoyles.
What about you do you think has changed the most?
My naive optimism has given way to a bitter, nihilistic cynicism.
Looking back at high school were they the best years of your life?
I can't really decide, because high school was a crapfest, but lately, adult life has been, too.
Are there times u still feel like a kid?
Sometimes, when I'm playing video games with Nandu.
Did you ever own troll dolls?
I had one which you shoved a pencil into its ass.
Did you have a pager?
For work, yes.
Where was the hang out spot when you were a teenager?
At Walter's place or Dalt's.
Were you the type of kid you would want your children to hang out with?
Probably, I was a nice boy.
Who do you think impacted your life the most?
Was there a teacher or authority figure that stood out for you?
Numerous ones. Ms. Garner, Ms. Kjos, Mr. Caballero.
Do you tell stories that start with "when I was your age"?
Sometimes, to young'ns.